What All the Jedi Are Raving About
This is the website of Matthew Bortolin, Star Wars geek and author of the intergalactically renowned smash hit book The Dharma of Star Wars.*
*(Views expressed here may not accurately reflect reality).
When he's not maiming small children with errant blows from his Force FX Lightsaber, sitting around staring at walls, or trying to make sense of elementary physics, Matthew will be adding eye-popping content that will leave you begging for more (and earn you a master’s degree too).
The Dharma of Star Wars blog on starwars.com.
5/12/06
SHOCKING NEWS: Unlocking the Typo Code
Several people have commented on the excessive number of typos in The Dharma of Star Wars. As the author, I must take complete responsibility for any mistakes—no one else is to blame. However, I’d hoped that the number of typos would have given some clue to their purpose. To be exact, there are ten. Ten, think Roman Numerals. Now, enumerating the English alphabet and applying it to the spelling miscues one should come up with a certain number. Employing a standard, high-school level calculation (if one considers the dynamics of the Skywalker family the exact operation should be obvious) you will derive another number. The key to the whole puzzle is the eleventh typo, which isn’t truly a typo, but rather a miscredit—an intentional mistake that should stand out like an Imperial Walker on the north ridge to any Star Wars fan. With the final number and the key you will be able to access the most esoteric and shocking secret known to humanity. Safe-guarded by Buddhists for nearly two and a half millennia and revealed only to those who have proven themselves through years of blood-perspiring training and mind-bending meditative labor, this astounding mystery could be known to you if only you can crack the code!
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